Terms of Service
Effective Date: October 8, 2026
Operated by: Timey Wimey Solutions LLC ("TWS," "we," "us")
120 W Stephen Foster Ave, Ste 106, Bardstown, KY 40004
EIN: 41-5084328
1. Acceptance of Terms
By using this website (the "Site"), you agree to these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree, do not use the Site. The Site is operated by Timey Wimey Solutions LLC and is reachable at buyboozenow.com and sellboozenow.com.
2. What the Site Is
The Site is a business-to-business information and contact service. Timey Wimey Solutions LLC is a federally permitted beverage alcohol wholesaler. It provides launch services to spirits, wine and beer brands, and acts as the supplier of record that registers those brands and sells them to licensed distributors, state by state. It also takes inquiries from distributors, bars, restaurants and retailers.
TWS does not sell alcohol to retailers or consumers. Every retail sale runs through a licensed distributor in the buyer's state. TWS sells only to licensed wholesalers and distributors, and only where it holds the state permits and brand registrations that state requires. Nothing on the Site is an offer to sell alcohol, or a commitment by any distributor, brand or buyer.
3. Eligibility
The Site is for businesses and for individuals 21 years of age or older. It is not for consumers.
4. Brand Services
Services for brands are described on request and quoted per brand. They are provided only under a written fee agreement signed by Timey Wimey Solutions LLC. Nothing on the Site creates a service agreement, and TWS does not guarantee any number of placements, orders or revenue. Self-serve brand registration and online billing on the Site are no longer offered.
5. Prohibited Conduct
Users may not:
- Use the Site to facilitate any unlicensed alcohol transaction
- Misrepresent their licensing status or business type
- Circumvent the age gate or access the Site on behalf of a minor
- Scrape, reverse-engineer, or copy Site content or data
- Use the Site for any purpose that violates applicable federal, state, or local law
6. Intellectual Property
TWS retains all rights to the Site, its design, and its content.
7. Disclaimer of Warranties
THE SITE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND. TWS DOES NOT WARRANT THAT USE OF THE SITE WILL RESULT IN ANY BUSINESS OUTCOME.
8. Limitation of Liability
TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, TWS IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING FROM USE OF THE SITE, AND ITS TOTAL LIABILITY FOR ANY CLAIM RELATED TO THE SITE SHALL NOT EXCEED ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS ($100).
SMS / Text Messaging Terms
Program: Timey Wimey Solutions LLC inquiry follow-up texts. You join only by ticking the optional, unticked text-message box on our contact form and giving your phone number. We text about your inquiry, such as follow-ups and call scheduling. Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply. Reply STOP to cancel; you will get one confirmation and no further texts. Reply HELP for help, or email tw@timeywimeysolutions.com. Carriers are not liable for delayed or undelivered messages. Consent is not a condition of any purchase or service. See our Privacy Policy.
9. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Commonwealth of Kentucky. Any dispute shall be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Nelson County, Kentucky.
10. Changes to Terms
TWS may change these Terms at any time by posting the update here. Continued use of the Site means you accept the change.
11. Contact
Timey Wimey Solutions LLC
120 W Stephen Foster Ave, Ste 106
Bardstown, KY 40004
tw@timeywimeysolutions.com